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Steven Seagal is an Alien. Can We All Just Agree On That?

Back in the ‘90s there was this one guy, a stoic blob who had neither much in terms of discernible charm, nor was he ever willing to show off much of anything he picked up in all his years training under several alleged martial arts masters, but still gained worldwide fame in the world of kicking ass and taking names. Join us, as we take a look at the early works of Steven Seagal, and question his status as a citizen of Earth.

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Freddy's Dead. Long Live Freddy’s Dead: The Final Nightmare

Freddy’s Dead is both a deviation from, and constrained by its formula. But I love it because it’s a fascinatingly desperate attempt to re-capture some of the magic that kickstarted Freddy Mania. Join us as we perform a compost-mortem on this universally reviled sequel in the Nightmare on Elm Street series.

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Podcasts Dan Gorman Podcasts Dan Gorman

Ep# 1 - Talkin' Aboot Goldblum

www.Back-Row.com has grown sentient, with four mouthes and eight ears, and transformed into: Notes From the Back Row! In this first episode, Carlo, Dan, Jenna and Veronica talk about all things Jeff Goldblum. They discuss both his movies, and their desire to shed their limbs and morph into him.

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Michael Greer, Out and Proud in Hollywood

You may not have heard of him, but Michael Greer managed to make a modest but impressive dent in the oppressively straight world of cinema in the late '60s and early '70s. Greer went from comedy clubs to the silver screen without ever pretending he was anything other than what he was – unabashedly out of the closet.

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Reviews Jenna Ipcar Reviews Jenna Ipcar

I Watched It So You Don't Have To: Myra Breckinridge

Myra Breckinridge is indeed a failure of an adaptation, yet I suspect the intensity of the vitriol towards this film is about something beyond just the admittedly poor direction; most likely it has more to do with the unconscious biases Vidal set out to skewer to begin with.

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Reviews Veronica Dolginko Reviews Veronica Dolginko

I Watched It So You Don't Have To: Martyrs

The charges against Martyrs range from misogyny, to torture porn, to support for getting what you want by any means necessary. It’s an unsettling and rightfully polarizing film, but I'd like to take a closer look at what exactly it is saying, and how many (if any) of these claims have validity.

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This Is Indeed a Disturbing Universe: Movies for Our Troubled Times

Staring into the realm of existential horror can actually be quite liberating, and there’s no surer cure for deep-rooted anxiety than fully embracing nihilism and toasting the end of the world. Join me as we take a closer look at First Reformed, Arlington Road and In The Intense Now / No Intenso Agora.

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